Compare These Other Professionals To Engineers

DOCTORS

Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don’t expect your relationship to last more than 5 years.Eventually,he’ll run off with some nurse from his office,or one of his young women patients that is pretending to be sick.He’ll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this. This is nota problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough time meeting you.It is unlikely he’ll ever meet another woman in his profession.

LAWYER

Do you seriously expect an honest,trusting relationship with someone who gets paid for lying. Once again, this is not a problem with yourEngineer spouse.He doesn’t have enough social skills to lie convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens youwill get nothing.

SALESMAN

See honesty segment under Lawyer.Plus, he will be traveling to trade shows,etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy individuals.Don’t be surprised when you get the invitation to show up on the Rickiake show.The company that your Engineer husband works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle,until he is ready to go home to you.

TEACHER

The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him.He’ll be injail soon,and then you’ll have to look for another man.

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. FIREFIGHTER,CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC.

Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be crippled with a back injury,etc. just about the time you are at yoursexual peak.The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight by staring at the computer terminal for too long.This hazardactually has some benefits.For one,he will not notice that you are getting older,since you will be a blur.He will remember you as when he first metyou,because the memory will still be sharp.And If you think he is looking at another woman, and you ask “Honey, were you looking at her?”,he’ll honestly be able to say that he didn’t even see her.

TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER


10. The world does revolve around us… we chose the coordinate system.

9. No “couple” enjoys a better “moment”.

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. We have taken a course on the motion of rigid bodies.

5. Projectile motion… need we say more?

4. Engineers do it according to specification.

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

2. We know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

1.We know the Right Hand Rule.

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received the above email from my engineer boyfriend.

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